Brad Paisly: Son's name is Huckleberry
Gwyneth Paltrow: Daughter name is apple
John Travolta: Son's name jet
Weather man in Utah: Son's name storm
Radom Kid: Zean
Frank Zappa: Moon Unit, Dweezil,Ahmetem Uukha Rodan, Dive Muffin
James Brown: Yamma
Richare Gere: Jigme
Dallas Clayton: Son;s name is Audio Science
Okay now lets all think of weird names for our kids if we named them after their favorite object, food or quirkiest trait.
Michael: VRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Jeff:Long handled
Travis:There is nothing to eat.
Scott: Hug Me
Christina:I want to be in charge.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Saturday, March 1, 2008
PMS Pre-Man Syndrome
I have discovered a new syndrome among teenage boys PMS ( Pre-Man Syndrome). It is similar to a girl version with symptoms of:
Moodiness
Rebellion
Hyper Activity
Chocolate Milk Cravings
Sudden Deafness and exahaustion
Trouble sleeping from playing video games all night
The funny thing is that the cure to this new mom diagnosed syndrome is....
A girl... Not just any girl but that super wonderful special girl. So if your boys are experiencing PMS the only way to cure the problem is to find the most wonderful special girl you can and hope they will take the medicine. Unforutunatly they usually have to find just right girl (medicine) themselves and get a regular dose until symptoms disappear.
Now if we can just solve the girl version of PMS.
Moodiness
Rebellion
Hyper Activity
Chocolate Milk Cravings
Sudden Deafness and exahaustion
Trouble sleeping from playing video games all night
The funny thing is that the cure to this new mom diagnosed syndrome is....
A girl... Not just any girl but that super wonderful special girl. So if your boys are experiencing PMS the only way to cure the problem is to find the most wonderful special girl you can and hope they will take the medicine. Unforutunatly they usually have to find just right girl (medicine) themselves and get a regular dose until symptoms disappear.
Now if we can just solve the girl version of PMS.
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